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Friday, October 22

How to start a FIGHT..


WARNING
TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK
In no event will the Author be liable for any damages, whether direct, indirect, incidental or consequential, arising out of the use or inability to use the information provided

Why so serious?!!
Why wanna fight eh
Let peace and love prevail... bla..bla

Nevertheless, still gonna share this ;x
With a good intention..hehe xP

HERE IT IS


HOW TO START A FIGHT WITH YOUR SPOUSE

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started.....


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,
my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer..
Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house..
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed..
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started......

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application..
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office...
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started.......


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I had a good laugh
Hope you did too xD

Tuesday, October 19

Librarians' Annual Lunch + Raya Visiting!

once upon a time .. lol~

Hoho, this was during the 2nd week of holiday in Sept LOL.
I fell sick, yes, the 2nd week.
Damnit, 2nd week was supposed to be studying the inside out outside in of me.

BUT I FELL SICK.

Damn, cough + noseblock. Urgggggh!

Spammed meds during that whole week.
Not only there's my librarian lunch, there's also TRIALS AFTER HOLIDAY. FML.

Luckily, managed to recover 75% of my health @_@
Getting sick is bad, getting sick during holiday is worse, GETTING SICK BEFORE EXAM IS omg@!#$ THE WORST OF ALL.

Argghhh! as if that wasn't bad enough.. the person who was supposed to sign for the promo discount ffk at the eleventh hour!!!
Yeah blame it on Murphy's law "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".
I was practically scrambling to find a substitute card holder ...

Anyway, thanks to divine blessing..

Everything fell in place according to plan ;) except the rain in the morning LOL.
You can't plan weather, can you?

OH YESS! even the bus! THANKGOODNESS they provided aircond bus ;D (the guy insisted that he'll only give us the non-aircond bus for the price we pay), if not .. with the rain and the windows closed - everybody's gonna kill me hahaha!

Despite everything, still a lil disappointed in a way.

Oh well, let bygones be bygones, so I shall only remember the lesson I learned :)






Me + HT~ :D


Ze group photo~ lol~


My outfit of the day ahahah! exclude the heels :P





Went to watch Resident Evil: Afterlife
Milla Jovovich ♥ !! Super yeng!!




One of the movie scene,
Prison BreakResident Evil! :P
Some parts really gave me a shock -__-" Damnit XD


SUPER TIRED after everything LOL.
My poor feet were kinda abused!!! LOL. Stoopid heels :(



Next day,
Went to Athirah's house for open house ;D
Nice foood!!!
Nothing much, chatted, took photos ..
and got GREEN PAO from her! haahha! :D


TWITTER BISCUIT !!! HAHA!


With evil,chou leng VIVIAN! XD


LOL!! Not ready!!! with Siput aka Athirah! XD



With Mic! Dunno why but I find our expression funny, macam so tired @_@


*points at yellow building!* MY SCHOOL LOL =.=
Okay la, everyone with siput! :P


T_T kena block hahaahha! XD



With the girls ;) Mic went back thou ...

That's all!
Holiday ends.
Trials start.
... 3 torturing weeks T_T

Monday, October 18

Lunch @ CAFF Italian Fusion Cuisine Restaurant, Bdr Puteri.

Went there for lunch with family ;)
Lys' recommendation haha!
Not bad!! :D



"Open-kitchen"... chef in action preparing your orders o.o


Turkey ham pizza.. like this!


Oven baked Escargot


Spaghtetti... i forgot the sauce name... but its good ;P


Aglio Olio with portobello and some other stuff.. taste great


Cheese Baked Bruschetta... just okay



Mom's Birthday @ Victoria Station! ;)

*coughs*
*blows dust*

Time .. to .. update! :D


once upon a time .. on my mom's birthday ..

LOL! It's been awhile since my mom's birthday, SORRRYYYY! sick + trials :(
You don't want me to waste my time blogging right :) lol.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
hope you enjoyed the cake lol~ :P

So yeah! We went Victoria Station @ USJ, Taipan to celebrate mom's birthday ;)
I was freaking sick.
Didn't really get to enjoy the steak :(
Nevermind! I taxed a lil from everyone, the oyster made my day! HAHAHA!
Only ate 1 though, really have to take care of my health, sigh ..

OKOK, be happy! :D


Ze very yeng menu! :D


On the menu, lol~ I think it's nice :O


Oxtail soup~



Mhhmmmmmmm!!!!! Best among all. Oyster rock!!!!!


Escargot!!!!! not that nice thou.


Hehehe, snail :P


A mixture of Chicken & Lamb chop + Steak


barbeque chicken


Seafood somethin somethin


Lol, the background so do not fit the whole picture xD

Celebrate at night again, after my tuition lol~
Snap snap snap, camera clicking away~
Photos? blek! Shared the ones I could :P

Thursday, October 14

The Pork Place

once upon a time ... during raya lol~

A name that says it all..
A place that not only serves pork specialties but sells premium pork too
They call it the "Sanbanto" Natural Premium Pork

Apparently this new outlet at IOI Boulevard is the second, their first outlet is in SS2

The preliminary menu (laminated type) was overly plain and didn't quite jive with the ambience, not too many choices for smooth operations before expanding to more varieties ....



Neh, even mom showed that face :P


Tricolored Spiralini Grilled Pork belly
superb blend of juicy tender meat in rich creamy sauce



Bacon Cheese burger



pork patty that was soooo succulent, yummy!



Definitely going back there again some other time when there are more varieties..
oh yeah... they did a good job explaining and promoting about their premium pork stuff to mum
Bought the pork belly... homemade stewed pork belly rocks xD

ps; my bro kinda ACCIDENTALLY hit on the glass partition, very lawl! XD
pps; the shop owner said they'll stick somethin on it, because ... bro ain't the first one .. LMAO!!!!

Tuesday, October 12

Self-Declared Holiday ROCK!!

Hehhehehe, I promised my update right? ;x
Today is another self-declared holiday! :D Since, there's still PMR going on today, so .. heh.
It's great to repay the sleep debt I owed for 3 weeks @_@
Exams was really a pain in the neck , 3 hella weeks man , without proper sleep .
Life's like a walking zombie *woooo*

So ... this update was due so damn long ago which I don't even remember when ..
A week before the holiday perhaps (?)

Went Bubba Gump :)
Shrimps and nothing but Shrimps :P (ok there's other things too, but SHRIMPS were the main dishes)

I like their Interior Deco,
They even have the Zinc Roof!!
Reminds me of my Kampung (aww)


Cute menu! haha!


Lol~ Nice eh.


Run baby forrest RUN~ ;P


LOL~ Cute gasoline tank!!! XD


Oh yea! Live life with no regrets!!! :)


Nice quote on the receipt :D


Heh, then walked around Sunway, bought stuffs I think ..
Don't really remember lol~
I know cynth said she saw me with my mom! HAHA! XD
Very loooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago. @_____@

eh?
done ah the post?
-yes.

lol?
how come no food?
-heh, dun feel like posting, BLEK! XD lol.

Monday, October 11

Malaysian "National" list

This is What All Malaysian Should Know


NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD :
Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST :
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH :
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER :
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION :
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after
a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Everything on earth..

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA :
Cap Kaki Tiga.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER :
NATIONAL Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour.

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?'
-on the way.

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE
-10 minutes

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE
Petrol naik
NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE
Still cheaper than other country
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM:
there was accident on the other side of the road

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION :
'I got some work to do..u all go first'

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS:
An act of God.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS:
None. We were misquoted.

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES:
Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE:
everybody jumping what!

NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE:
government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE:
minum kopi


Heh, just for some laughs ;)
UPDATE still in progress, be patient :P

Sunday, October 10

HEY WORLD !!!!

It's

101010

!!


And you know whose birthday isit?!




















BEN 10..
Geddit?
Ben 10 10 10!
LOLOL
lame joke


Okay, i don't wanna make my 101010 meaningless.
but, ugh!
Wait for my update peeps! Don't give up on this blog YET.
Massive update coming up, I promise LOL =x

Friday, October 1

Hello October ?



September sure is a month full of .. well i dont know what to say.
I lost track of time, lost track of what'd happen, lost track of events, lost track of people, lost track of basically everything.

I promise I'll update some September events after exams kay? :)


Now, October .. One more month closer to a$ pee emm. woooo
I'm so not prepared ahhaha!
Trials was so not like trials compared to PMR trials @ 2008 lol~

Since I wanna take a break now.. I'll just brief thru the subjects ..
It's just the matter of time, headache is gonna visit me soon :(

BM- lol~ forgot :P
English - facebook lol~
Maths - not bad (?)
History - need to polish up shootin' skills ;/
Chinese - crap a lot, hand hurts :(
Add Maths - paper 1 !@#$ (i emo-ed)
Bio - LOL~ die.

Chem, Phy, Chinese 2 next week, jiayou lo T_T


/random

cheer up peeps! \^_^/ LOL

*somethin tat a fren did when everyone was bored,lol*

Big fat sigh



I know it's a friggin bad idea to update my blog right now.
Whtevs.

Finally, one more week till the end of this torturing trials.
Yes, it's only "TRIALS" :( :(
So half dead right now.
Next week will be worse.
Sciences eh?
T_________T

Had add maths yesterday.
Great, just one word ..
GREAT ! so great T^T

Gonna sit for bio in a few hours time.
So dead~

/random. Ryan Star ★ ! ♥


/edit OH IT'S OCTOBER ALREADY
gonna try something new hehehehe.
shit, time's running out, bye!